SHODAN LIVES
Notes and links from @colemanm.

Truthful TV title cards.

Including ones for Mad Men, Pushing Daisies, Heroes, Battlestar Galactica, and my favorite one above, Lost. I really LOLed.

This news site automatically replaces the word “gay” with “homosexual.”

Hilarity ensues.

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Patton Oswalt actually tries out the KFC Famous Bowl. He once called it “a failure pile in a sadness bowl.”

Hilarity ensues:

“The gravy, which I remembered as being tangy and delicious in my youth, tasted like the idea of blandness, but burned and then salted to cover the horrid taste. The mashed potatoes defiantly stood their ground against the gravy, as if they’d read The Artist’s Way and said, “I’m going to be boring and forgetful in my own potato-y way!” The corn tasted like it had been dunked in fake-corn-flavored ointment, and the popcorn chicken, breaded to the point of parody, was like chewing a cotton sleeve that someone had used to wipe chicken grease off their chin.

The cheese had congealed. Even in the heat and steam of the covered Famous Bowl, it had congealed. I stabbed it with the tines of my spork and it all came up in one piece. I nibbled an edge, had a vision of a crying Dutch farmer, and put it down.”

(For those who don’t know, the Famous Bowl is a bowl of gravy, mashed potatoes, corn, breaded chicken, and cheese. A plastic bowl of coronary.)